"While I was off on a vacation recently, the slick game console spent the week talking about me behind my back and posting snarky comments on the Web.
Whoever thought an A.I. blog could lead to the near extinction of the human race? Of course, the fact that Microsoft® would be responsible should come as no surprise to several crackpot futurists.
The fate of all mankind hangs in the balance, all you XBox 360 owners! If you want to stop a future of cybernetic horrors delivering campy one-liners in flattened Austrian accents, better get your game on.